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Buddy Tv´s tiene un chistoso articulo:
Tres chav@s que nunca habian visto Crepúsculo se dieron a la tarea de verla junto con su fanatica amiga y comentarla, la conversacion entera fue posteada en esta pagina.
A continuacion tienen un extracto de la conversacion en Inglés
Se las recomiendo es chistosisima, si eres un verdadero fanatico de Twilight seguramente muchos de sus comentarios te pareceran muy graciosos!!
Debbie Chang: Okay, it's starting.
Oscar Dahl: I have never heard of Summit Entertainment.
Debbie Chang: Oh no, voiceovers. Kill me now.
Kim Wetter: I really like the score.
Oscar Dahl: The old vampire/deer chase opening...how cliché.
Debbie Chang: Does phoenix really look like that?
Oscar Dahl: yes.
Debbie Chang: With cacti and such?
Kim Wetter: Well, it's phoenix.
Meghan Carlson: I’ve been to phoenix. It does look like that. It's sprawling and grossly hot.
Kim Wetter: FORKS!
Meghan Carlson: Reppin' WA STATE! Hollerrrr.
Oscar Dahl: I've been to Forks...I will decline to say what I thought about it.
Debbie Chang: Isn't it lazy storytelling to do all this exposition via voiceover? I'm just sayin.
Meghan Carlson: Her dad looks like a chi mo. Ironic he's a police officer.
DC: What's a chi mo? I'm so not cool.
KW: I love how awkward Charlie and Bella's interactions are. He's the perfect dad. Actually, everything withKristen Stewart is awkward so that's not fair.
OD: Aww...she brought a cactus with her.
DC: What did you do in forks, Oscar?
OD: Sightseeing, sex tourism.
MC: I want to forkRobert Pattinson so hard and he hasn't even been on screen yet.
OD: Someone cool off Meghan.
KW: Native Americans! Really, really bad wig onTaylor Lautner .

MC: She and Jacob have the same haircut.
DC: Okay, but seriously, what's a chi mo?
MC: Child molester. Get the Net, Debbie.
DC: Ohhhh!
MC: Haha "double pump."
DC: Is it really prudent to drive such a behemoth in this era of conservation?
OD: "Eww...look at the new girl"
KW: The GAYSIAN!

DC: OMG, I love gaysians.
MC: Why is he wearing a tie??
OD: We know she's suffering on the inside because she said, "I’m suffering on the inside."
KW: Is this a Diablo Cody film: "Chilax"?
DC: Um, because he’s gaysian.
MC: This is an absurdly diverse small town high school.
KW: Mike has pretty blue eyes. My favorite character is Jessica.
MC: This girl is on coke, right?
DC: Jessica sounds like she is mildly impaired
OD: IfKristen Stewart was 17 when she filmed this, but is 18 now, can I say she's hot?
KW: Yes.
OD: Well, she's not. She's got potential.
MC: Where are the wranglers? This isn’t Forks.
OD: Forks is, to this film's credit, very diverse.
MC: Oh.
KW: OOOO The Cullens! Prepare for R Patttz.
MC: YES IT’S HAPPENING
DC: How are they outside? It's like, daylight.
MC: "Together together"? What?
OD: They are siblings who go to Boneville?
KW: YAY! R Pattz!

MC: ZOMG!
DC: !Woah, look at his hair!
OD: Music crescendo and... I think Bella just came.
MC: Hahahaha he just did too.
DC: Wait, did Edward just get a boner?
KW: He technically is having trouble not killing her right now.
OD: This is the weirdest scene ever.
MC: HES SO PRETTY!
DC: Why is she smelling herself? Also, why are they in school? Are they really old because they're vampires?
MC: That was so uncomfortable.
DC: Do they have to keep repeating high school because they're all dumb?
MC: Waylon? Butt crack Santa? Sounds like "To Catch a Predator."
KW: Why is Emmett standing up in the back of the jeep? He looks like a tool.
MC: The fuzzy line between wanting to have sex with someone and wanting to eat is eerily familiar to my life.
KW: An animal killed the security guard?!?! Vampires!
MC: I like her truck
DC: K-stew should become a fang banger!
KW: True Blood reference, nice. If only there was as much sex in this movie
Oscar Dahl: I have never heard of Summit Entertainment.
Debbie Chang: Oh no, voiceovers. Kill me now.
Kim Wetter: I really like the score.
Oscar Dahl: The old vampire/deer chase opening...how cliché.
Debbie Chang: Does phoenix really look like that?
Oscar Dahl: yes.
Debbie Chang: With cacti and such?
Kim Wetter: Well, it's phoenix.
Meghan Carlson: I’ve been to phoenix. It does look like that. It's sprawling and grossly hot.
Kim Wetter: FORKS!
Meghan Carlson: Reppin' WA STATE! Hollerrrr.
Oscar Dahl: I've been to Forks...I will decline to say what I thought about it.
Debbie Chang: Isn't it lazy storytelling to do all this exposition via voiceover? I'm just sayin.
Meghan Carlson: Her dad looks like a chi mo. Ironic he's a police officer.
DC: What's a chi mo? I'm so not cool.
KW: I love how awkward Charlie and Bella's interactions are. He's the perfect dad. Actually, everything with
OD: Aww...she brought a cactus with her.
DC: What did you do in forks, Oscar?
OD: Sightseeing, sex tourism.
MC: I want to fork
OD: Someone cool off Meghan.
KW: Native Americans! Really, really bad wig on

MC: She and Jacob have the same haircut.
DC: Okay, but seriously, what's a chi mo?
MC: Child molester. Get the Net, Debbie.
DC: Ohhhh!
MC: Haha "double pump."
DC: Is it really prudent to drive such a behemoth in this era of conservation?
OD: "Eww...look at the new girl"
KW: The GAYSIAN!

DC: OMG, I love gaysians.
MC: Why is he wearing a tie??
OD: We know she's suffering on the inside because she said, "I’m suffering on the inside."
KW: Is this a Diablo Cody film: "Chilax"?
DC: Um, because he’s gaysian.
MC: This is an absurdly diverse small town high school.
KW: Mike has pretty blue eyes. My favorite character is Jessica.
MC: This girl is on coke, right?
DC: Jessica sounds like she is mildly impaired
OD: If
KW: Yes.
OD: Well, she's not. She's got potential.
MC: Where are the wranglers? This isn’t Forks.
OD: Forks is, to this film's credit, very diverse.
MC: Oh.
KW: OOOO The Cullens! Prepare for R Patttz.
MC: YES IT’S HAPPENING
DC: How are they outside? It's like, daylight.
MC: "Together together"? What?
OD: They are siblings who go to Boneville?
KW: YAY! R Pattz!

MC: ZOMG!
DC: !Woah, look at his hair!
OD: Music crescendo and... I think Bella just came.
MC: Hahahaha he just did too.
DC: Wait, did Edward just get a boner?
KW: He technically is having trouble not killing her right now.
OD: This is the weirdest scene ever.
MC: HES SO PRETTY!
DC: Why is she smelling herself? Also, why are they in school? Are they really old because they're vampires?
MC: That was so uncomfortable.
DC: Do they have to keep repeating high school because they're all dumb?
MC: Waylon? Butt crack Santa? Sounds like "To Catch a Predator."
KW: Why is Emmett standing up in the back of the jeep? He looks like a tool.
MC: The fuzzy line between wanting to have sex with someone and wanting to eat is eerily familiar to my life.
KW: An animal killed the security guard?!?! Vampires!
MC: I like her truck
DC: K-stew should become a fang banger!
KW: True Blood reference, nice. If only there was as much sex in this movie
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